8) It’s Modelo Time

Ah, Modelo. A half-decent beer known for the “It’s Modelo time” videos. If you haven’t seen them, definitely check it out. Very funny. It’s a very popular meme between my friends and me. Speaking of Latin-esque alcoholic beverages, Corona is also a pretty nice beer. That’s a terrible segue, but I don’t get paid to come up with Pulitzer-winning writing. In fact, I don’t get paid at all. Anyway, Corona may be an enjoyable beer, but it’s a much less enjoyable virus (another terrible segue but whatever). This virus may be a global pandemic threatening the lives of old people, but I honestly couldn’t care less. I’ve been hearing about it nonstop and I’m so tired of it. I mentioned in my last blog entry that I wanted the virus to either end or kill us all, as long as it does it quickly. I still stand by that, only it’s a little more prevalent now. This thing has taken over the world, the economy, and the media. At this point, I can’t tell what’s true and what isn’t. That’s one big reason why I can’t be bothered looking up all of the news about it. One article says that a cure has been developed, another says it’s the apocalypse, and yet another says the quarantine is helping the planet become cleaner. Each news article offers different information and different points of view. I feel like these sites care more about getting views and attention than giving information. Again, I could not care less. As the cool kids say, I’m not “Down with the Sickness.” I just want to be able to leave my house and enjoy a Corona with a lime.