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I’m gonna start off by saying this has nothing to do with Star Wars. Sorry. I didn’t know what to title this. Syllogism is an interesting word. Actual syllogisms are even more intriguing. For instance, one states, “All men are mortal. I am a man. Therefore, I am mortal.” Fancy. Now, I could analyze thisContinue reading “Syllogism: A Star Wars Story”

The prompt for my class’s first essay is, “Analyze the rhetoric used in a music video of your choice.” For the life of me, I couldn’t think of a good music video to write about, because my young and feeble mind was scarred immensely a few years ago when I watched the video of aContinue reading “Let’s Evaluate My Writing Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”

Upon reading the second blog prompt for my English class, which instructs us to write about and rhetorically analyze a billboard that we have seen, I realized that I barely pay attention to billboards while I’m driving, as the only one that came to mind was the advertisement for Buc-ee’s (a magnificently delightful gas station/superstoreContinue reading “2) Billboard, More Like Bill “Bored” (I’m Hilarious)”