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So, here we are. The Finale, or as they say in Pippin, “THE FINALEEEEE!” I spent this semester half-assing pretty much everything, including these blogs. Unfortunately, people don’t change. In the first blog, I established my brand as a successful slacker, making his way through the world by the seat of his pants. I don’tContinue reading “14) Fin, or “Slut” in Swedish”

Welp, 13 is my lucky number. Time to see if it grants me any luck with the quality of this blog or if it keeps its ironic reputation and leaves me in the dirt. I’m so excited I could explode! … Well, I didn’t explode, so I guess I have to write this after all.Continue reading “13) A Reflection of My Classmates… Again”

Despite the title, the topic I’m tackling in this entry has nothing to do with bleach, but it does however remind me of the absolute gullibility of the American people to the point of ingesting a chemical to try and treat the Coronavirus. According to an article provided by my professor, an elderly couple (inContinue reading “12) Welcome to the Wonderful World of Drinking Bleach”

As you can see from the lack of enthusiasm in the title, I’m not looking forward to tackling this prompt. It tells us to choose a public figure, whether it be the president, the Queen, the mayor, or the governor, and select a video of them addressing the people about COVID. We are meant toContinue reading “11) A Public Figure Addressing The Coronavirus”

By now you have probably realized that it’s been quite some time since I wrote one of these entries. No, I didn’t die, and I didn’t get the ‘Rona, despite my poor attitude begging karma to give me a swift kick in the behind. Honetsly, I put these off because I can barely function withContinue reading “10) A Message to a Younger, Stupider Me”

          Here we are again, talking about Coronavirus. No, It hasn’t gone away yet. Yes, the world is still suffering. Yes, I still don’t care. I’m still annoyed that it’s all people ever talk about anymore. Nobody wants to talk about anything else, do they? It’s all “apocalypse” this and “let’s lick toilet seats” that (lookContinue reading “9) What to Expect When You’re Expecting (to die from COVID-19)”

Ah, Modelo. A half-decent beer known for the “It’s Modelo time” videos. If you haven’t seen them, definitely check it out. Very funny. It’s a very popular meme between my friends and me. Speaking of Latin-esque alcoholic beverages, Corona is also a pretty nice beer. That’s a terrible segue, but I don’t get paid toContinue reading “8) It’s Modelo Time”

I’m pretty sure this week has given me whiplash. For starters, all classes for the rest of the semester (as far as I know) have been converted into online courses to avoid the spread of Coronavirus. As teachers and students alike scramble for their hand sanitizer and toilet paper in preparation for this upcoming monthContinue reading “7) Debate, or Not Debate…”

Like the title of this entry suggests, I’m going to be talking about something I’ve always had a particularly negative opinion of: smoking. I don’t mean smoking marijuana, I only mean cigarettes (who am I to judge weed smokers?). So why am I blogging about this? Well, in class this week we went over RogerianContinue reading “6) SssssssssMOKIN”

Don’t worry, I will definitely be referencing The Lion King in this entry. This isn’t a cop-out like the last one. I want any readers of this blog to note that this is due in around 2 hours and I am just starting. To be honest, I had no idea this thing was even dueContinue reading “5) Hakuna Matata”